• person: but what if your parents had aborted YOU
  • me: well okay for starters i wouldn't have been forced to hear that stupid ass comment you just made

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buckoftheirish:

tumbledore-:

gohomemccall:

my dad is a senior software engineer at Google
this is his work laptop

image

he takes it to company meetings

I’ve been told he has received many compliments

Marry him.

did
did you read the post

(Source: nbhcannibal)

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aidn:

lostincomaa:

how is this news

McLovin Jacks Off To Pictures Of Women, Is A Hero To All

aidn:

lostincomaa:

how is this news

McLovin Jacks Off To Pictures Of Women, Is A Hero To All

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